Story : The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men… The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. “Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?” The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. “Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. “Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?” So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store and have a nice day.

I MUST KNOW

The weigh of air in a milk glass is about the same as the weight of an aspirin tablet.

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Go to google. Type "Let it snow" and press Enter. See what happens 
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A blue whale's heart only beats nine times per minute.

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US Pqesident Calvin Coolidge liked to eat breakfast while having his head rubbed with Vaseline.

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Hot water is heavier than cold.

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Teflon is he most slippery substance in the world.

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In 1999, Pepsi, Inc paid $0.00 in incone tax.

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All Coffee is grown with in 1,000 miles of the equator.

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Virgina Woolf wrote all her books standing.

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The most pushups every perfomed in one day was 46,001.

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In the Middle Ages, sugar was treasured luxury costing 9 times as much as milk.

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The number of people alive on Earth right now is higher than the number of all the people that have died. Ever.

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The distance to the planets is measured by bouncing radar signals off them and timing how long the signals take to get there and back.

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The remains of 125 people will be launched into space where they will orbit the earth for centuries.

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Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

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Bank robber John Dillinger played professional baseball.

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If you live your life fully, you will die only once. But if you are scared of every step, fear will kill you day after day.

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Governments are like diapers, they should be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Cobras are able to kill with a bite as soon as they are born. !!!

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On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 questions a day !!!

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Atom is over 99.9% empty space.

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Psychological fact: when a person cries and the first drop of tears comes from the right eye, it’s happiness. But when the first roll is from the left, it’s pain.

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Sirus star is much brighter than the sun. In fact, no star is as bright as sirus.

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An average person will spend 25 years asleep.

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The wettest place on earth is Lloro Columbia, they receive 524 inches of rain per year.

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Your tongue is the fastest healing part of your body.

Dedicating to all those who are "STUDYING AWAY FROM HOME.."

Neend bahut aati hai padhte padhte,

माँ hoti to keh deti ki 1 cup chai bana du..

Thakk gaye hai mess ki roti kha kha ke,

माँ hoti to keh deti parathe bana du..

Bandh gaye hai hostel ki chaar deewari mei,

माँ hoti to kehti zara baahar ghum le..

Wahi koshish roz khush rehne ki,

माँ hoti to muskura lete..

Pareshaaniya bahot hai yaha,

apko batate to apko bhi rula dete..

Bahut dur nikal aaye hai ghar se,

माँ aapke sapno ki parwah na hoti to kabka ghar chale jaate..

aaye hai ghar se door,

sirf yahi sochkar ki in pareshaniyo ke baad माँ  ko duniya ki har khushi de denge..
<3 Love u माँ  <3

♥ LOVE Quotes ♥

When You Are Wrong And You Surrender, You Are Honest.
When You Are In Doubt And You Surrender, You Are Wise.But..
When You Are Right And You Surrender, Then You Are In "LOVE"..:-) 
!! HAVE A GREAT EVENING ALL !!

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Time never belongs to everyone and Love never happens with everyone…!

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When a girl WALKS for miles to see u....
When a girl SAYS SORRY even though she didn't do anything,. .
When a girl CRIES bcz she still loves/ misses u....
When a girl still TRIES TO GET U BACK...
When a girl no matter how much U HURT HER STILL LOVES U...
when a girl STOPS her argument with her guy to SAFE her relationsh ip...
When a girl continousl y MAKES U FEEL SPECIAL and TRIES TO MAKE U HAPPY...
When a girl is upset but DOES NOT tell u as she thinks she is ANNOYING U.....
When a girl wants to LEAVE u bcs of ur RUDE BEHAVIOUR but she is not able to do...
DONOT LET HER GO, bcz U MAY NEVER FIND SOMEONE LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN.

♥ SHE MAY BE VERY SPECIAL AND GOD'S GIFT FOR U ♥

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Words by my Heart-
"I must say, i am not Involved in LOVE, but i Believe Loneliness makes Me the VICTIM".!!

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Heart is not a basket for keeping tension and sadness.
Its a golden box for keeping roses of happiness.
Let your heart be happy always.

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You got My love
You got My Promise
I' ll be yours ' till the very end
Your my Sweetheart
You'r my EVERYTHING.
Your the ONE I"m looking for
This LOVE is unconditional
This LOVE will never fate
LOVE is the meaning of you
Your my ALL
Here's a Heart that says:
I am yours FOREVER....

The best medicine in the world is a mother's hug :)

My mom carried me in her womb for nine months... She felt sick for months with nausea, then she watched her feet swell & her skin stretch & tear; she struggled to climb stairs, she got breathless quick; she suffered many sleepless nights. She then went through excruciating pain to bring me into this world. Then, she became my nurse, my chef, my maid, my chauffeur, my biggest fan, my teacher, & my best friend. She's struggled for me, cried over me, hoped the best for me, & prayed for me. Most of us take our mom for granted.A human body can bear only 45 del (unit) of pain. But at the time of giving birth,a mother feels upto 57 del(unit) of pain... This is similar to 20 bones getting fractured, all at the same time!!

This is just to tell you the extent to which a mother loves her child! 'Love your mom till the end of your life.The lady with whom you fight almost everyday,suffered so much pain just to give you a beautiful life!

Childhood Memories..

When the Most popular games were "Chuppan Chupai", "Pakadam Pakdai" and "Oonch Neech"
When the best delights were "Popcorns", "Kismibar" "Melody Toffee"
When Pepsi was worth Rs/- 12
Watching cartoons before school and 5:30 pm "Dexter Laboratory" and "Powerpuff Girls"
When we were not allowed to watch movies but we managed it anyway
When getting Rs/- 50 Kanjakan(during navratare) meant, You were rich.
When decisions were made by "Akkad Bakkad Bambey Bow" & "Tam Tam Tam -Tamaatar khaaye hum angrez ka baccha kya jaane angreji jaane hum"
When the worst nightmares were "Injections" and "Darkrooms"
When " Hero Ranger Cycle" was a source of jealousy in the entire mohalla
When, while playing cricket, rule was "Ghar mein jane ka out aur jo maare ga, woh le kar ayega"
Childish but Awesome Memories ! :( :)

MY DEAR FRIENDs

you are Cute****

you are Naughty****

you are Sweet****

you are Cool****

you are Awesome****

you are Intelligent****

you are Amazing****

you are Smart****

you are Sharp****

you are Caring****

you are Tom Boy****

you are Sporty***

you are respectful***

you are Gorgeous****

you are Alluring****

you are Attractive****

you are Appealing****

you are Good-Looking****

you are Charming****

you are Glamorous****

you are Beautiful****

you are Eye-Catching****

you are Striking****

you are Fascinating****

you are Seductive****

you are Full of life****

you are Dazzling****

you are Shining****

you are Energetic****

you are Head turner****

you are Humorous****

you are Funny****

you are Stunning****

you are Lovely****

you are Superb****

you are Fabulous****

you are Excellent****

you are Fantastic****

LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST....A GUD FRND.