> You have Blackberry and Iphone like phones with almost zero balance and having a message Pack.
# You can find salesman roaming around thecars on every red light. Kids will come and wipe the dust from your car's window and expect you to pay money to them or they will try to sell you flowers which are almost dead.
> almost everytime u enter a crowded bus and buy ticket,immediat ely u see a bus of same route with lots of seats empty.
> You first abused real bad when you were around 10 years old.
> You Find Delhi University's Guys and Gals are Super Fashionable.
> You have Friends from all the religions yet you're together holding strong. :)
> Almost all the conductors in Public transport are from HARYANA
# You glare at people who call Gol-Gappa's asPani Puri!
And you always ask the vendor "Bhaiya yeh Gol-Gappe Aate ki hai ya Sooji ke?" :D
> You refer to East Delhi as Jamuna Paar.
> You have visited the MALLS of RAJOURI atleast once.
> The most frequently used parts of your car are the horn, horn and the horn.
> All guys have at-least been to Pallika bazar and they all know why. Well, even the girls are starting now.
# Qutub Minar, Red Fort, Lotus Temple are just for tourist. You havnt visit more than twotimes of these.
> In foggy Mornings, you're not able to see your own face in the mirror.
> JAMADARS have more ATTITUDE than models.
> You prefer Delhi Metro even if you get morejerks in it than in the DTC buses.
> DTC bus driver takes sharp turns @ speed of 30-45km/h.
> You refer to AIIMS as MADICAL.
> You see Aunties go to drop their kids to theBus-Stop in a Night Gown with a Duppatta.
> The only time you went to the Chidiya Ghar (Zoo) was on a school picnic.
> You Bargain with Autowala by saying"Bhaiya hume bhi pata hai rate kya hai, humara roz ka aana jaana hai.." or "____ rupaye lene hai toh loh warna meter se chalo.."
> You think "Desh ki Rajdhani mein rehna kisiSHAAN se kam nahi."
