Quotes written by Me!

 - Understanding comes with en expiry date..it may go vanish after 2 or 3 years

 - Do not Disturb..words that when said by ur any luvd one..disturb you the most..

 - What's my problem is I Care Too Much :(

- Philos : Even my tears said to me that they also has a limit..

 - Today I learn one thing that we shud never expect any help nor any kind of expectations wid anyone for our work of any kind bcos there are very few people who help without thinking for there monetary benefits..and as all said we shud accept our problems as it is they are..and by working hard we can do anything we wish to do :-) but m happy with my today's lesson.

 - kabhi kabhi baate karne ke lie ek minute ki nahi ek chaah ki jarurat hoti hai

 - An emptiness inside u..instead of having a soul..is an indication to u to be silent

 - Nice quote - I will pray for you everynight no matter how much you have hurt me..

 - What makes u feel complete?....holding the hand of the person to whom u luv the most :)

 - Giving a Rose to someone either its a red or yellow rose...it is like givingan assurity to the person that u will remain a strong stem for him or her for lifetime and will always try to never let the person break down whatever the condition is.. :)

 - Self respect is more important for me than anything....as i know very well the difference between commenting and teaching

 - Those working on a slow speed computer there jobs r jobs of patience :D

 - In any corporation, your Value increment is more important than your Salary increment

 - If you don't have self faith, you will always be seeking help, you will always be seeking advice, you will always be seeking guidance, that means you will always be dependent! It's self faith that makes you stand up, walk straight, progress and also be a big pillar of strength to all around you!

 - Apne baare me kabhi bura mat sochein, kyoki iske liye Bhagwaan ne hamare Padosiyon ko pura Theka de rakha hai.. :)

A Working Woman

Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well...

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are ;
Who is earning almost as much as you do ;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as
you have because she is as human as you are ;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your
Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system
that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements.

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as much as you do for 20-25 years of her life ;

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more,
and yet never ever expected to complain ;
to be a servant, a cook, a mother,a wife, even if she doesn't want to ; and is learning just like you are as to what you want from her ; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you.

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities.

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply
Because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise.

One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met ;

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some
and trust her.

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.

But not many guys understand this......

Please appreciate "HER"

I hope you will do.... :)

15 GREAT THOUGHTS BY CHANAKYA

1) "Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!"

2)"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first."

3)"Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."

4)"There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."

5)" Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."

6)"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."

7)"The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman."

8)"Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest."

9)"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."

10)"God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your temple."

11) "A man is great by deeds, not by birth."

12) "Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness."

13) "Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends."

14) "Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person."

15) Education is the Best Friend. An Educated Person is Respected Everywhere. Education beats the Beauty and the Youth.

You know You are from DELHI when...

> You have Blackberry and Iphone like phones with almost zero balance and having a message Pack.
# You can find salesman roaming around thecars on every red light. Kids will come and wipe the dust from your car's window and expect you to pay money to them or they will try to sell you flowers which are almost dead.
> almost everytime u enter a crowded bus and buy ticket,immediat ely u see a bus of same route with lots of seats empty.
> You first abused real bad when you were around 10 years old.
> You Find Delhi University's Guys and Gals are Super Fashionable.
> You have Friends from all the religions yet you're together holding strong. :)
> Almost all the conductors in Public transport are from HARYANA
# You glare at people who call Gol-Gappa's asPani Puri!
And you always ask the vendor "Bhaiya yeh Gol-Gappe Aate ki hai ya Sooji ke?" :D
> You refer to East Delhi as Jamuna Paar.
> You have visited the MALLS of RAJOURI atleast once.
> The most frequently used parts of your car are the horn, horn and the horn.
> All guys have at-least been to Pallika bazar and they all know why. Well, even the girls are starting now.
# Qutub Minar, Red Fort, Lotus Temple are just for tourist. You havnt visit more than twotimes of these.
> In foggy Mornings, you're not able to see your own face in the mirror.
> JAMADARS have more ATTITUDE than models.
> You prefer Delhi Metro even if you get morejerks in it than in the DTC buses.
> DTC bus driver takes sharp turns @ speed of 30-45km/h.
> You refer to AIIMS as MADICAL.
> You see Aunties go to drop their kids to theBus-Stop in a Night Gown with a Duppatta.
> The only time you went to the Chidiya Ghar (Zoo) was on a school picnic.
> You Bargain with Autowala by saying"Bhaiya hume bhi pata hai rate kya hai, humara roz ka aana jaana hai.." or "____ rupaye lene hai toh loh warna meter se chalo.."
> You think "Desh ki Rajdhani mein rehna kisiSHAAN se kam nahi." 

I'm not Angry

I'm not angry because we broke up,
I'm sad because I can't let you go..
I'm not angry at you for not loving me,
I'm angry with me for still loving you..
I'm not angry that I lost you,
I'm sad because I once had you..
I'm not angry that I can't have you,
I'm sad because I know what I'm missing..
I'm not angry that you've moved on,
I'm sad because I can't..
I'm not angry that you won't come back,
I'm sad because I keep hoping you will..
I'm not angry because I hate you 'n don't want to,
I'm sad because I miss you 'n I love you..♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Story : The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men… The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. “Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?” The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. “Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. “Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?” So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store and have a nice day.

I MUST KNOW

The weigh of air in a milk glass is about the same as the weight of an aspirin tablet.

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Go to google. Type "Let it snow" and press Enter. See what happens 
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A blue whale's heart only beats nine times per minute.

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US Pqesident Calvin Coolidge liked to eat breakfast while having his head rubbed with Vaseline.

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Hot water is heavier than cold.

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Teflon is he most slippery substance in the world.

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In 1999, Pepsi, Inc paid $0.00 in incone tax.

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All Coffee is grown with in 1,000 miles of the equator.

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Virgina Woolf wrote all her books standing.

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The most pushups every perfomed in one day was 46,001.

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In the Middle Ages, sugar was treasured luxury costing 9 times as much as milk.

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The number of people alive on Earth right now is higher than the number of all the people that have died. Ever.

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The distance to the planets is measured by bouncing radar signals off them and timing how long the signals take to get there and back.

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The remains of 125 people will be launched into space where they will orbit the earth for centuries.

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Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

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Bank robber John Dillinger played professional baseball.

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If you live your life fully, you will die only once. But if you are scared of every step, fear will kill you day after day.

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Governments are like diapers, they should be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Cobras are able to kill with a bite as soon as they are born. !!!

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On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 questions a day !!!

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Atom is over 99.9% empty space.

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Psychological fact: when a person cries and the first drop of tears comes from the right eye, it’s happiness. But when the first roll is from the left, it’s pain.

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Sirus star is much brighter than the sun. In fact, no star is as bright as sirus.

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An average person will spend 25 years asleep.

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The wettest place on earth is Lloro Columbia, they receive 524 inches of rain per year.

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Your tongue is the fastest healing part of your body.